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The religion is called circleism and those that follow it are known as circles. This is my SEO methodology to get to the top of the ten results in the search engines. You have 10 lives.

🔥 Fire – Moses

Moses spoke to god through a burning bush and led his people by a pilar of fire. A pilar of fire also aided his peoples escape.

Moses taught me to work for myself.

Share the heating and expense with others in your family, church or tribe.

💧 Water – Jesus

Jesus did many miracles with water such as walking on water, turning water into wine and water came out of his body when he was stabbed by the spear of destiny. Those that follow him are baptised in water.

Jesus taught me forgiveness.

Walk on water. Carry a water bottle and save on buying expensive drinks.

⛰️ Earth – Mohammed

Mohammed climbed a mountain and conquered much land as a prophet.

Mohammed taught me to fight for my own soil. 

Use Mohammed’s sword 🗡️ (green technologies), Make efficient halal soil with truly zero enemy casualties and non believing servants of the right hand possesses recruited. Keep Mohammed’s chicken. 

💨 Air – Buddha

Buddha only eat seeds that blew in the wind.

Buddha taught me impermanence .

Grow your own food. Stay close to your house that way you can pick berries 🏡. 

💗 Love – Lee 

Lee is the Christ of god and works with the fifth element to hope to show five girlfriends love as well as saving the animals . He had sex with many concubines and gave many women an orgasm when he blew at them.

Lee teaches to look after Nature.

Circle women only have children to circle men. Take up to five girlfriends ‍♀️

Follow the religion at www.circleism.org