Sudden rise in prices
I am sorry for the rise in prices due to increased house prices and rental prices all my services prices have increased. I don’t believe in borrowing with interest as it is against my religion so my prices as to reflect buying a house cash. The builders will say “let him build his own house” and I will say “let you do your own marketing”. You forget I have my sword, try getting female company without me!
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